Swine Flu 101

Woman: "There is a woman over there coughing." (Points to a woman coughing.)
Me: "What would you like me to do about that?"
Woman: "Tell her to stop! Tell her how to cough properly. It's the swine flu!!"
Me, inwardly sighing: "Thank you. Don't forget to wash your hands."


And off to order Purell.